So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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