Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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