Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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