The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Plan B is the new Plan A
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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