I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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