Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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