I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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