i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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