he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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