i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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