Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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