is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
is wine microwaveable?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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