Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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