i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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