at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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