Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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