belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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