just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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