I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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