you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i came on her dog
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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