Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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