dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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