I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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