I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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