We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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