I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
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but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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