Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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