A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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