I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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