you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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