you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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