I could make wine with my vomit
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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