my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Even my vagina gasped.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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