Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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