i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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