butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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