omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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