don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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