I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She even gives head with a lisp.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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