I CAN MOONWALK!
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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