From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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