I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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