what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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