paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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