you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
tell me about the eggs
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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