Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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