definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
im holly from the hills drunk
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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