I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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