I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
