By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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