he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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