When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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