omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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