his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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