Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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