just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"