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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.

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  And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  super hot butfun

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  Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  when i was alone, his dick was there for me...

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• (253): View more from Washington

  So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel

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• (253): View more from Washington

  So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.

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• (925): View more from California

  She still cant shoot whiskey?

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  Im having serious doubts about this relationship

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame

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  That is a hangover

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  I would prefer a headache

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• (516): View more from New York

  yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...

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• (805): View more from California

  not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats

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