Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
As shirtless as possible
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome