I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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