I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
should my penis look like a turkey
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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