I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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